tokidoki's mozzarella packaging

okay, i'd admit straight-out that the packaging for the new Tokidoki Mozzarella is *udderly-adorable* (stifling a high-pitched; "sssooo cccuuuuuuuuutttteeeee!")"Mozzarella is the leader of The Moofia, a gang asembled to extort milk from lunchboxes of schoolyard bullies. She's loving and kind to good kids but ruthless and feared by those who harass the innocent.  Mozzarella packs tommy gun heat,