an open audition letter to anthlor.net

To: whomever it may concernI would like to formally audition for the role of Hamilton-Ferguson Anthlor, for your smashing new blog; Anthlor.netI know this might seem a tad too "forward" of me, but i would like to also offer my services as an "online model" if I am to be chosen. I have a variety of shades and sunglasses, as well as a fine selection of firearms, for which I am very proud of. Know